i've been hustled

if anyone ever invites you to play a game with them, just know that they are probably asking you because they know that they are good at it and you are not and they are going to spank your pants right off of your hynie. i was up late last night trying to tie up loose ends for our service tonight and pastor jeff IMs me and invites me to play bankshot billiards on our new msn messenger betas. i figure, why not, i need a break anyway. then he proceeds to kick the everloving crap out of me for an undisclosed number of games. i only won 2 games out of ALOT, and one of them was because he ran the ENTIRE table from break to 8-ball and accidently knocked one of mine in as well as the 8-ball...it was the only ball of mine that got knocked in that game because i didn't even get to shoot. if i didn't know any better i'd swear that he leads a double life as a virtual pool shark. so, just a warning for all of you out there, next time somebody asks you to play a game with them, you're probably fixin to get your hynie handed to you.