THAT WAS SO...

we took our middle school students to Frontier City in oklahoma city on monday. it's kind of like a mini Six Flags. we had a lot of fun. i got on a ride with this one guy named jake thompson; it was one of those bungie rides that catapult you up into the air and then you kind of bounce for a minute or so before they let you down. well, as they're lowering us down jake started to say something that he didn't get to finish. all i heard was "THAT WAS SO...". the "..." was the sound of him projectile vomiting 12 feet out in front of us...which was pretty impressive by the way. right after i saw it, i started to smell it; that's when i freaked out. they finally got me out of the seat and i took off running to get away. then a kid walks up and informs me that i have some on the back of my shirt. i ran to the nearest store that had shirts as i was gagging the whole way. that was where i found a very cool shirt that simply said "Cracker" on the front of it. now, how could i pass that up?