benchwarmer

last night was our first softball game. well, it was our team's first softball game. we were playing the NY Yankees...it seemed like it at least. everyone saw this team warming up and they all said, "Hey, that's the team that wins the Men's Softball League every year. What are they doing out here?" well, evidently they needed some warming up before men's league started so, as some people implied...they just may have started their own church to do so.

after watching derek jeter and a-rod crank balls into the parking lot and setting off car alarms for half an hour i was asked if i wanted to play 2nd base or warm the bench for this one. i guess you know what i chose by now. we eventually had to stop playing because they launched every ball that both of our teams had so far into the woods that not even smoky the bear could find them. but, we had a lot of fun and i learned a new baseball cheer. it goes something like this, "WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR? CHRIS STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR!"...don't look at me like that, we turned it into a baseball cheer. so, feel free to use it anytime.