You Might Be a Redneck...

if, instead of having turkey on "turkey day", you have chicken that was caught out from under your front porch and deer that was spotlighted and shot from your back porch...you might be a redneck. yes, that is correct, my family is full of rednecks and they can't help it. i called my mom to ask if jeanette needed to make some dressing or if someone else was bringing some. her reply was, "i was just gonna git some of that dressin from kroger". i don't know about you guys but, turkey day was named turkey day for a reason and dressing has to be home made to be any good. maybe i'm just too southern and not enough redneck. i don't know if i should call it "cheer day" or "dicken day" now. help me out here, i'm so confused, what should i call it!!!???